Hi im renqa and im terribly broke rn and crying on the floor
so hi I’m going to NYC this fall and getting things ready for the trip and because the ticket costs more than 1k and also traveling expenses on top of it, my savings account is in a horrible shape. So OPENING UP CHIBI COMMISSIONS.
- Maximum 2 characters.
- Both OCs and Fanart (only if I know) are acceptable.
- All payments will be through paypal with USD.
- If I can’t complete your commission for any acceptable reason, you will get your money back.
- Commission work starts after payment.
Things I’ll do!
- Shippy things
Things I won’t do!
- Anthropomorphic / Furry
(I tend to draw grotesque animals but if you want that, I will???)
- Anything offensive to others and/or me
If you have any other questions feel free to ask me through my ask box or email me (renqa @ theteenagehorror.com) ! for more examples check my chibi art tag :D
GUYS commisson RENQA she is the best!! She is also a sweetheart and it would totally help her out right now. If you have been wanting a cute commission from her now is a great time to do it! :D
But do I have the money? I ask myself desperately.
I feel like this is a line that just goes casually by but then you realize it’s actually pretty profound.
AKA the plot of Jane Austen’s Persuasion.
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
I still can’t say anemone
I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.
It’s like a form of medieval torture. why.
kind of intense for a Silk commercial
isn’t this from that movie where she tells him to strip naked, write “fuck me” on his chest and then walk down the street?
Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.
This IS weirdly motivating.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Actually that does look pretty affordable. Now if i buy Hemlow do I have to actually pay taxes on it, or allow anyone on who isn’t like in an emergency? Cause I mean I’ve always said I’d like to just go live in the woods.
I don’t understand anymore
this is going to catch on isn’t it
im going to vomit
oh god no
No guys come on. Think of all the horrible puns we could make! It’s “Brozen” but it sounds like “Bros in” I mean are they “Brozen love” “Brozen other Bros” I mean it’s a gold mine really.
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING
Not a huge Frozen fan, but definitely awesome.
THIS IS THE BEST HISHE
THE BEST ONE
Okay, that was EXTREMELY awesome. Although…c’mon guys:
"Vuelie is the opening musical number, for the 2013 Disney animated featureFrozen. The song is inspired by indigenous Saami and Norwegian culture, and was written and composed by Norwegian composer Frode Fjellheim. The song is a combination of Saami yoiking and the Danish Christmas hymn “Dejlig er jorden”/”Fairest Lord Jesus”, composed by Frode Fjellheim. The original hymn is composed by the Danish composer B.S. Ingemann.”
(Quick rant: I hate it when comedy writers will outright ignore basic facts and research purely for the sake of a joke. Makes you look like stupid jackasses)
No come on you have to agree the opening song doesn’t actually fit with the movie. I was so excited when that song came on and I was expecting more music like or at least similar to it. Instead I kind of got a Jazz Musical. Which is good, just disappointing when i’m expecting some really epic full choir singing.
PSA: If an artist charges you a flat rate for a commission, tipping is definitely a thing you can do to even out the price if you think they should be charging more. Or it could just be a favor for the artist. Either way, it is always greatly appreciated.
SECONDED SO HARD
So let me tell you a story, about my final semester of University. In our final semester we had to participate in a portfolio show, basically so the school could show off how talented their students were.
Now one of the things we had to do (as this was a graphic design major) was create a personal logo. Basically we had to create an icon or picture that was meant to encompass the entirety of ourselves, and if you’ve ever met me you know how much I’ve struggled with such definitiveness.
At the height of my frustration I literally so “fuck it here’s a bucket” which I then drew a bucket. Which was basically going to be a metaphor for where my customers could put their shit. Then i thought “Lets throw an octopus in there! Those things both terrify and fascinate me!”
It was amazing! So I decided to use it!
Then I was told that it wasn’t appropriate and that I would never get hired professionally with that logo. With that in mind I decided to discard it. Unfortunately I ended up going with a sorta shit type logo.
The moral of this story. Fuck those guys I’ll do what I want.
omg YES. FUCK YES.
character doodles for a picture book project that i still don’t have a clue what i’m doing with
"I bet I can convince that sailor that I’m in love with him before I eat him."
"Too easy. Sayandra did that last week with the red head. Oh! I know! You should convince him you’re the spirit of his dead girl."
"How do you know he has a dead girl?"
"He`s a sailor, there’s always a dead girl."
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can