Visual Inspiration
pheberoni:

Shep going to a water fight fundraiser, and when all the paparazzi are like “holy shit shep !! omg who are you representing??” Shes like “I am only here to cream my bf, THE FUCK outta my face”

pheberoni:

Shep going to a water fight fundraiser, and when all the paparazzi are like “holy shit shep !! omg who are you representing??” Shes like “I am only here to cream my bf, THE FUCK outta my face”

28 minutes ago with 128 notes — via pheberoni



neckbeardeddragon:

breezeful:

eddeha:

thathipsterlady69:

taggianto:

a-study-in-pinkman:

I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay
I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D 

You call that porn?
Now this is some hot, NSFW action.


THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC

dirty dirty dirty

now those are some nice curves

neckbeardeddragon:

breezeful:

eddeha:

thathipsterlady69:

taggianto:

a-study-in-pinkman:

I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay

I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D 

You call that porn?

Now this is some hot, NSFW action.

image

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC

dirty dirty dirty

now those are some nice curves

1 hour ago with 108,003 notes — via cassandracaindesiresstuff, © canitbeawesome



bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

1 hour ago with 412,026 notes — via valentinahawke, © buckyunofficial



dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

2 hours ago with 122,099 notes — via cassandracaindesiresstuff, © didyouknowblog.com



I tried to freehand a picture of rose wilson.  It was such a clusterfuck.  I mean it was hilarious looking.  The head was huge and she had teeny tiny hands!  The body too! It was so weird looking! I was like “wth hands! You’re not even drunk!”

13 hours ago
#wtf do i even tag this as? #I don't even know



kickingshoes:

styliferous:

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

It was a really neat quiz!

image

This was really cool.

Interesting.

15 hours ago with 20,664 notes — via kickingshoes, © fleshprince



5/10 WIP 
So funny story.  The engineer here has the seriously hottest body of all my ladies and I covered it up with that leather smock.  you’re welcome.

5/10 WIP

So funny story.  The engineer here has the seriously hottest body of all my ladies and I covered it up with that leather smock.  you’re welcome.

16 hours ago
#my art #kor draws #wip #steampunk ladies #manga studio 5



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

17 hours ago with 152,320 notes — via cassandracaindesiresstuff, © crusherccme



cassandracaindesiresstuff:

perletwo:

bookpillows:

cooksbooks78:

books-cupcakes:

itsleightaylor:

curelesscunt:

itsleightaylor:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

PROFESSOR WILFRED WAKEBOTTOM

Leigh…your first name would be Ursula :’D
Lady Dorcas Wakehold!

ooooooooooooooooooooooh i didn’t see “for men/women”. I’m a lady, everyone!!

Countess Fanny Rumblehold

Chiefinspector Emmeline Knightfield. Bit of a mouthful!

Lady Prudence Wakedale

Countess Dorcas Rumblewood. (me likey!)

Lord Lionel Wakefellow

Chief Inspector Prudence KnightWood?

cassandracaindesiresstuff:

perletwo:

bookpillows:

cooksbooks78:

books-cupcakes:

itsleightaylor:

curelesscunt:

itsleightaylor:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

PROFESSOR WILFRED WAKEBOTTOM

Leigh…your first name would be Ursula :’D

Lady Dorcas Wakehold!

ooooooooooooooooooooooh i didn’t see “for men/women”. I’m a lady, everyone!!

Countess Fanny Rumblehold

Chiefinspector Emmeline Knightfield. Bit of a mouthful!

Lady Prudence Wakedale

Countess Dorcas Rumblewood. (me likey!)

Lord Lionel Wakefellow

Chief Inspector Prudence KnightWood?

21 hours ago with 12,468 notes — via cassandracaindesiresstuff, © steampunktendencies



officialbigbywolf:

THIS NEWT ON TWITTER IS FAB AND I LOVE HIM

DADDY ISSUES

CRIKEY JUNIOR

23 hours ago with 4,606 notes — via lupin-k, © officialbigbywolf



zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

23 hours ago with 275,659 notes — via lupin-k, © unicornmagic



deadgirlandghostboy:

satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

Not to mention that bands like Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, and many other artists support the fuck out of cancer foundations.

And that Of Mice & Men visited a girl in the hospital who was dying of cancer more than once. And when she dies, Austin got a tattoo of her name.

23 hours ago with 215,348 notes — via lupin-k



orangeis:

Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.

1 day ago with 168,594 notes — via lupin-k, © orangeis



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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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