ianisourqueen:

“I just keep thinking about Thor. You never knew him. Big guy, like you. Good hearted. Not bright, but he’d give you the goddamned shirt off his back if you asked him. And he killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off in Philadelphia in 1932. What kind of way is that for a god to die?”

- Neil Gaiman, American Gods

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Which badass weapons the Zodiacs would use.

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I had to.  It was begging for a reblog.

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You’re ridiculous and I love you

doubleadrivel:

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marmosette:

OH MAN!  And then you’re aiming at a really crappy mural, and the thing jams because one of your crayons was broken and the paper wrapper was the only thing holding it together. And then it turns out sky blue is just a half-sized stub because everybody uses it SO MUCH because sky is SO BIG. The one crayon you’re guaranteed to see a lot of is white, but of course that won’t show up on anything you shoot with it. And you’re about to hit that big blank area with a nice juicy blue but OH NO! It turns out to be cornflower and not blue proper, and therefore barely shows up! And that other one that you though was red - because the wrapper was gone - turns out to be magenta…

CRAYONS ARE AN ENTIRE WAR UNTO THEMSELVES. JUST PRAY THAT YOUR MOTHER GOT YOU THE SET OF 64 AND NOT THE WUSSY 24. YOU WANT TO BE WELL ARMED FOR THIS BATTLE.

Fucking cornflower. That crayon is a bitch. Cerulean is a BAMF.

I have nothing to add that could possibly make this post better.

Cerulean FTMFW

jesic:

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“I swear to god Connor, if I have to tase one more of your friends, we are reevaluating the no weapons in the Med Lab rule.”