Visual Inspiration

daunt:

theteenagehorror:

Hi im renqa and im terribly broke rn and crying on the floor
so hi I’m going to NYC this fall and getting things ready for the trip and because the ticket costs more than 1k and also traveling expenses on top of it, my savings account is in a horrible shape. So OPENING UP CHIBI COMMISSIONS.

- Maximum 2 characters.
- Both OCs and Fanart (only if I know) are acceptable.
- All payments will be through paypal with USD.
- If I can’t complete your commission for any acceptable reason, you will get your money back.
- Commission work starts after payment.

Things I’ll do!

  • OCs
  • Fanart
  • Shippy things
  • Gore/Guro

Things I won’t do!

  • Anthropomorphic / Furry
    (I tend to draw grotesque animals but if you want that, I will???)
  • NSFW
  • Backgrounds
  • Anything offensive to others and/or me

If you have any other questions feel free to ask me through my ask box or email me (renqa @ theteenagehorror.com) ! for more examples check my chibi art tag :D 

Commission slots status is over here!

GUYS commisson RENQA she is the best!!  She is also a sweetheart and it would totally help her out right now. If you have been wanting a cute commission from her now is a great time to do it! :D

But do I have the money? I ask myself desperately.

6 hours ago with 566 notes — via hatteress, © theteenagehorror



findsomethingtofightfor:

I feel like this is a line that just goes casually by but then you realize it’s actually pretty profound.

AKA the plot of Jane Austen’s Persuasion.

findsomethingtofightfor:

I feel like this is a line that just goes casually by but then you realize it’s actually pretty profound.

AKA the plot of Jane Austen’s Persuasion.

18 hours ago with 128,708 notes — via lupin-k, © beysoldweave
#Jane Austen #persuasion #I just love that book #It's my fav



I’m not going to lie.  I just wanted shiny leggings.

I’m not going to lie.  I just wanted shiny leggings.

18 hours ago with 1 note
#my art #kor draws



English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

It’s like a form of medieval torture.  why.

22 hours ago with 251,787 notes — via gabzilla-z, © kanrose



phoneus:

kind of intense for a Silk commercial

isn’t this from that movie where she tells him to strip naked, write “fuck me” on his chest and then walk down the street?

1 day ago with 78,480 notes — via sehnsuchttraum, © libulan



tyrionsthrone:

Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.

This IS weirdly motivating.

1 day ago with 5,486 notes — via tyrionsthrone
#GoT



accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

Actually that does look pretty affordable.  Now if i buy Hemlow do I have to actually pay taxes on it, or allow anyone on who isn’t like in an emergency?  Cause I mean I’ve always said I’d like to just go live in the woods.

1 day ago with 385,186 notes — via stephaniebrownisback



stardustkr7:

sassmaster-arjay:

nazmat:

deetecks:

I don’t understand anymore

this is going to catch on isn’t it

im going to vomit

oh god no

No guys come on.  Think of all the horrible puns we could make!  It’s “Brozen” but it sounds like “Bros in”  I mean are they “Brozen love” “Brozen other Bros” I mean it’s a gold mine really.

stardustkr7:

sassmaster-arjay:

nazmat:

deetecks:

I don’t understand anymore

this is going to catch on isn’t it

im going to vomit

oh god no

No guys come on.  Think of all the horrible puns we could make!  It’s “Brozen” but it sounds like “Bros in”  I mean are they “Brozen love” “Brozen other Bros” I mean it’s a gold mine really.

1 day ago with 125,059 notes — via kosmotis, © deetecks
#seriously though #if you have to give a special name to the way you like something #you probably don't actually like it that much #cause if you really like something #you don't give a shit if people make fun of you for it



"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"
— "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)
1 day ago with 34,427 notes — via thehappysorceress, © talesofnorth
#inspiration #writing



spankzilla85:

dixxymouri:

graveglamour:

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

Not a huge Frozen fan, but definitely awesome.

EVERYONE

THIS IS THE BEST HISHE

THE BEST ONE

Okay, that was EXTREMELY awesome. Although…c’mon guys:

"Vuelie is the opening musical number, for the 2013 Disney animated featureFrozen. The song is inspired by indigenous Saami and Norwegian culture, and was written and composed by Norwegian composer Frode Fjellheim. The song is a combination of Saami yoiking and the Danish Christmas hymn “Dejlig er jorden”/”Fairest Lord Jesus”, composed by Frode Fjellheim. The original hymn is composed by the Danish composer B.S. Ingemann.”
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Vuelie

(Quick rant: I hate it when comedy writers will outright ignore basic facts and research purely for the sake of a joke. Makes you look like stupid jackasses)

No come on you have to agree the opening song doesn’t actually fit with the movie.  I was so excited when that song came on and I was expecting more music like or at least similar to it.  Instead I kind of got a Jazz Musical.  Which is good, just disappointing when i’m expecting some really epic full choir singing.

1 day ago with 14,357 notes — via stephaniebrownisback, © inkteller



kinomatika:

p33p:

PSA: If an artist charges you a flat rate for a commission, tipping is definitely a thing you can do to even out the price if you think they should be charging more. Or it could just be a favor for the artist. Either way, it is always greatly appreciated.

SECONDED SO HARD

1 day ago with 1,653 notes — via thestarlightqueen, © p33p



So let me tell you a story, about my final semester of University. In our final semester we had to participate in a portfolio show, basically so the school could show off how talented their students were.

Now one of the things we had to do (as this was a graphic design major) was create a personal logo. Basically we had to create an icon or picture that was meant to encompass the entirety of ourselves, and if you’ve ever met me you know how much I’ve struggled with such definitiveness. 

At the height of my frustration I literally so “fuck it here’s a bucket” which I then drew a bucket. Which was basically going to be a metaphor for where my customers could put their shit.  Then i thought “Lets throw an octopus in there! Those things both terrify and fascinate me!” 

It was amazing! So I decided to use it!

Then I was told that it wasn’t appropriate and that I would never get hired professionally with that logo. With that in mind I decided to discard it.  Unfortunately I ended up going with a sorta shit type logo. 

The moral of this story.  Fuck those guys I’ll do what I want.

1 day ago with 3 notes
#my art #kor draws #unicornempire #is actually super inspiring and very helpful if you're a young graphic artist freaking out about the future #It's not that I didn't appreciate my teachers #cause you know they were actually really great #I just realized what they wanted from me is not what I wanted to do



youneedtolookatthis:

OMG yes.

omg YES.  FUCK YES.

1 day ago with 218 notes — via rogueslove, © youneedtolookatthis



starpatches:

character doodles for a picture book project that i still don’t have a clue what i’m doing with


Mermaids bets."I bet I can convince that sailor that I’m in love with him before I eat him." "Too easy. Sayandra did that last week with the red head. Oh! I know! You should convince him you’re the spirit of his dead girl.""How do you know he has a dead girl?""He`s a sailor, there’s always a dead girl."

starpatches:

character doodles for a picture book project that i still don’t have a clue what i’m doing with

Mermaids bets.

"I bet I can convince that sailor that I’m in love with him before I eat him."

"Too easy. Sayandra did that last week with the red head. Oh! I know! You should convince him you’re the spirit of his dead girl."

"How do you know he has a dead girl?"

"He`s a sailor, there’s always a dead girl."

2 days ago with 22,282 notes — via viria, © starpatches
#mermaids #inspriation



dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

2 days ago with 196,799 notes — via ofbustlesandmasks, © lovebritishtv