Shep going to a water fight fundraiser, and when all the paparazzi are like “holy shit shep !! omg who are you representing??” Shes like “I am only here to cream my bf, THE FUCK outta my face”
I don’t reblog porn usually but this was really great and my followers can just deal with it okay
I hope I don’t get hate lol ;D
You call that porn?
Now this is some hot, NSFW action.
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
WOAH THERE THAT IS GRAPHIC
dirty dirty dirty
now those are some nice curves
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
Bisexuals are not confused
BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
idk im kind of confused on taxes??
BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS
LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
I tried to freehand a picture of rose wilson. It was such a clusterfuck. I mean it was hilarious looking. The head was huge and she had teeny tiny hands! The body too! It was so weird looking! I was like “wth hands! You’re not even drunk!”
It was a really neat quiz!
This was really cool.
So funny story. The engineer here has the seriously hottest body of all my ladies and I covered it up with that leather smock. you’re welcome.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
What is your Steampunk Name ?
PROFESSOR WILFRED WAKEBOTTOM
Leigh…your first name would be Ursula :’D
Lady Dorcas Wakehold!
ooooooooooooooooooooooh i didn’t see “for men/women”. I’m a lady, everyone!!
Countess Fanny Rumblehold
Chiefinspector Emmeline Knightfield. Bit of a mouthful!
Lady Prudence Wakedale
Countess Dorcas Rumblewood. (me likey!)
Lord Lionel Wakefellow
Chief Inspector Prudence KnightWood?
THIS NEWT ON TWITTER IS FAB AND I LOVE HIM
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
I couldn’t scroll past this.
"rock is evil"
People are fucking idiots
Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.
Not to mention that bands like Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, and many other artists support the fuck out of cancer foundations.
And that Of Mice & Men visited a girl in the hospital who was dying of cancer more than once. And when she dies, Austin got a tattoo of her name.
Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something